specialbabedanascully replied to your post: daddy/daughter dances are weird huh
r u catching up w nashville
yes deacon and rayna kiss against each other’s smiles so much and then literally lose their lips in each other’s mouths i could vom i wanna vom
daddy/daughter dances are weird huh
“This is a fake baby. This baby scares the shit out of me. This baby is wax and rubber. This baby was Cece in ‘Andy’s Play,’” the season-seven episode in which Erin has to take care of Jim and Pam’s daughter during Andy’s performance of Sweeney Todd, “and it is so close to a real baby, it makes me want to throw up. I don’t want to write about this baby anymore.”
Ellie Kemper’s Farewell Photo Album from The Office
Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.”
my brother replies to the photo of me stealing his clothes
"I’d had a lot of gin. I was pickled. From the time I was nominated to the awards, it was like a steady litany of every human being on Earth telling me how I wasn’t going to win. It was like being beaten by broom handles. The bus driver being like, “You’re not going to win.” The guy selling me my paper, the guy giving me my coffee, my publicist. By the time I got there, I was like, If I win I’m going to have to say something like “praise Satan” and talk like Linda Blair from “The Exorcist."
- Michael Shannon further sealing himself in as my favorite person while addressing his 2009 Oscar nomination for
Revolutionary Road and losing to Heath Ledger [
x] (via
pizzatarian)
today i indirectly yelled at the grey’s anatomy social media intern
michael showalter’s puffy face
